Yo, this month is almost over. Have you bought Rico Slade Will Fucking Kill You yet? If not, I’m gonna track you down and beat the crap out of you. You don’t want to make me angry. You don’t want to wait until next month to buy the book. You don’t want Bradley to use his royalties to buy food and pay rent. You want to buy the book before the end of the month so your money will get donated to the American Decency Association to help them fight the war against pornography and indecency. I’m Rico Slade and I know what you want and what’s best for you!
If you’re having trouble deciding whether or not you wanna help the cause, here’s some shit that other people said about the book:
Super Hero Novels: http://superheronovels.com/2011/07/24/kill-em-all
Assorted ShitzenGiggles: http://steve-lowe.com/2011/06/17/book-review-rico-slade-will-fucking-kill-you-by-bradley-sands
Horror Books with the Undead Rat: http://horrorbooks.co/bizarro-book-rico-slade-will-fucking-kill-you
Rico Slade out!